Unedited Stream of Consciousness

...thoughts...
What a day.
Punto’s batting average, according to Dick Bremer, bottomed out yesterday. Alas, he’s climbing out of the deep dark bottomless pit we all thought he was in.
Red Dawg is engaging in some Ultimate Baseball.
Poor Mauer.
Morneau must have had tater tots for dinner…because it’s a slugfest now!
Torii started feeling bad. Knowing there wasn’t much hope with Garza batting, he decided just to hit one out , too.
And JASON KUBEL shaved. He doesn’t look like Jack Black any more.
Could today get any more weird?
“Pardon me, are these the White Sox, or the White Sux?”

...play by play...
Morneau 3-run jack.
Red Dawg makes a great play.
Red Dawg pummeled by Thome’s bat.
Red Dawg out of the game.
Joe Mauer catches (after a 4 hour afternoon game).
Matt Garza bats.
Morneau solo tater.
Torii solo bomb.
Cuddles solo boom.
HAT TRICK.
Fan interception but a called out.
Bases loaded again.
Cirillo…no, just…no.
Bases loaded still: to bat - the batting dangers of the Twins…Jeff Cirillo and Nicky Punto

...amazingness...
Surreal.
Today is Heaven.
It is also the longest day in the history of baseball.